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Thursday February 16, 2006
OK, so Pork... for real... I'm all tingly... and it ain't because of the nasal decongestants, coffee, redbull and donut currently coursing through my body... Posted 2/16/2006 at 11:23 AM |
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Thursday February 16, 2006
Sooooo... *** Posted 2/16/2006 at 10:50 AM |
Wednesday February 15, 2006
...come on party people... wtf... I got me a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell... No, but seriously... gonna be pretty random here... 1) Did a very adult thing today. Opened a CD at the ole BECU... Started with $500 and will add $33 per paycheck and at the end of the year will have around $1500... Damn... that feels good... 2) OK, so you know I ride the bus. So I rode the bus yesterday and if was PERFECT... for real... I just sat there. It was not too hot or too cold, I had my hood up, had my music playin, and I just sat there... Dig this... sitting on the bus for 40 minutes with no responsibilities, no thoughts that I should be doing something or catching up on something, didn't have to answer the phone or help anyone... I didn't have to do shit... so I just sat there and looked out the window... it was so friggin peaceful... I was thinking about different people I know, but not like I usually do, where I remember moments in the past that really don't amount to much but for some reason cause me anguish... but just thinking, and wondering what they would do if they were sitting on the bus... when is the last time they slowed down? Just took the time and sat? It was one of those "of the moment" type deals... 3) AXIS OF EVIL: I have officially added Starbucks to my AXIS OF EVIL list. They join most fast food restaurants, leaders of our country and Larry Lagasa on the list. Slowly creeping in is Amazon, but that is personal... So Starbucks is evil, and it breaks my heart. Their coffee really ain't that good, it is overpriced, the service is annoying ("No I don't want no damn pastry, if I wanted a pastry I would have asked for it" and "just ring up a tall espresso you numbnuts... I shouldn't know your register better than you do") and other misc reasons. They just take so much energy out of me, which is ironic considering the amount of caffeine I take from them... anywho... Starbucks = Evil... 4) DUDE... you know what someone needs to invent??? Someone needs to make some sort of meat stick (peperoni, salami, etc.) with all the taste of PORK (heh, pork) but loaded with caffeine... DAMN, why didn't I think of this before... Just imagine, instead of hitting the local coffee shop or brewin up a pot of your own you could just get yourself a stick of meat and double your pleasure... I would be in heaven... (heh, note the subliminal messages, totally unintentional... but you can't escape it... you naughty bits are starting to tingle... well just imagine it from my end... all that subliminal talk of pleasure with the more straight forward talk of pork and caffeine... I am getting it from both ends... dammit... stop it... )
Posted 2/15/2006 at 1:20 PM |
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Thursday February 9, 2006
There is this theory about the Family Bed. This is a deal where everyone in the house sleeps in the same bed. It is a real cool deal... when the chirrens are tiny and the bed is big... over time though, something happens... the bed seems to get smaller and the chirrens get bigger and suddenly someone is sleeping somewhere else. Someone being daddy and somewhere else (in this case) being the bottom bunk of the smallest bunkbeds in the world... Now I ain't complaining, well, actually I am, just for the moment... you see, it starts out all nice and cuddley... everyone is happy and you get to hear the little noises they make (last night someone was laughing in their sleep)... you get to smell the puppy breath and feel little hands reaching out to you... AHHHH... Then it starts to turn viscious... covers get kicked off, so you start to freeze... little legs and arms start pushing and little voices start whining about not having enough room... suddenly, someone (again, someone being daddy) ends up pushed to the edge of the bed, barely clinging on and still being pushed and poked for more room... pretty soon you start to scramble... you know that if you try to move someone tiny back to their bed there will be some hollerin' and they will be back rather quickly for the cycle to begin again. Sleep on a pile of clothes on the floor? That starts to sound cozy. Move to another room? Still gotta worry about waking up in time for work... is the clock set to the correct time in the kids room? Hell, I don't know, I can't figure that thing out when I am wide awake... Dammit... gotta do something... yeah, so daddy ends up in the bottom bunk. I swear, even if the bed were twice the size there would still not be enough room... Sigh.... On to a different topic... I noticed yesterday that the sun was out and it felt good. I started feeling alive again, like my brain was working again... I started to understand things again and actually have the gumption to do things... like post... I have been feeling brain dead (got the brain fog) for some time now, and kinda had a feeling it had something to do with the weather, but didn't really realize it until yesterday... It was like a lightbulb went on in my head, literally... the sun and looking at our vacation pics from last summer http://www.flickr.com/photos/treywafer/ made me want to like run somewhere... like into the future or something... hard to explain... you know what I am talking about... Anywho... One last note, just to get it off my chest... apparently these people I was trying to impress did not dig my flavor or something... they don't think I am all that, but I am telling you here, that I AM all that... my shit smells like dahlia's... I gots skills, dammit... Posted 2/9/2006 at 11:25 AM |
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